Third time’s the charm.

So I can’t wait for the Sims 3. Finding this almost made me pee myself yesterday, and if that didn’t do it, finding this certainly did. I read this article though, about how people who really like the Sims are actually unhappy with their own lives and feel the need to vicariously live through the game. I’d believe it. Bea, hate to break it to ya, but RM sucks double time. But don’t let anyone know that you think thatm or else people will call you mean and snobby at lunch as you try to defend yourself without insulting them. (This is strangely the second time in a row that I’ve directly addressed Bea in a post). So, I thought I might borrow a page from your book, and let everyone know the…
TEN THINGS I WISH I HAD TATOOED ON MY FORHEAD

1. Try as you might, but you will never get a significant other if you never talk to someone of the opposite sex.

2. You are not inherently smart because you are Asian, and unfortunately, for a smart person you are surprisingly stupid when it comes to anything that does not involve equations.

3. My parents are not negligent for letting me get B’s.

4. Don’t compare Eastern to Clemente, I don’t care that you guys went to Six Flags, we went to first base.

5. Don’t ask me what that means.

6. Saying someone is hot is not “sketchy.”

7. Saying “sketchy” does not make you any cooler.

8. Somewhere, over the rainbow, people have real conversations that aren’t about college or IB!

9. Yes, I wrote on your Wall after midnight… on a school night! Get over it.

10. Yes, I manage to walk home everyday in Silver Spring and live to tell the story. I’ve got the bullet wounds to back it up.

Enough complaining, I’m sick of being sick of RM. Hopefully to the point of no longer being sick of it, but we’ll see. In other news, I’m am a nouveau hundredaire! I’ve garnered exactly $117.25, saving dollar by scare dollar (and a few quarters), and I am loving the good life. Just yesterday, I treated myself to an ice cream sandwich at lunch, and I don’t think Good Humor product has ever tasted so righteously delicious. I am living the good life. Maybe I’ll invest in something or other, or maybe an hour of a time share in Hawaii… the possibilities are infinite.

Oh, yeah: new layout. I had it a while back, but Bea’s new one made me feel inadequate. Anyway, I’m currently working thinking on a black and white (no grey, that is) photographic collage of sorts. You’ll see that in… an amount of time.